About Us

Welcome to Primate Poker.

Our mission is to generate profitable revenues from the continuous execution of winning online poker strategies. Our highly skilled primates use "The System" from the book "Tournament Poker for Advanced Players", by David Sklansky.

We play no-limit only, and only online poker.

That may change over time.

Here you’ll find online poker player profiles, news releases, interviews, and statistics on all the Primate Poker™ online poker players. You’ll also find useful poker downloads. And of course all kinds of branded merchandise with images of your favorite Primate Poker stars. Every dollar earned from merchandise sales goes towards the Primate Poker Inc primate-player retirement plan.

Primate Poker is a first and foremost business-- and we are in the business of winning money playing poker online. The number of profitable, online poker-playing primates here grows daily.

Success in the no-limit game is impossible without discipline—and a very large measure of instinct. Our self-controlled poker animals have an uncanny way of smelling weakness in opponents. Our online poker primates also have a natural killer instinct. This makes them very dangerous in no-limit play. These facts, coupled with the utterly ruthless Sklansky methods makes our team of great apes very tough at the tables.

Each online poker - playing primate experiences our unique, patent-pending PrimatePoker BootCamp™ training program. Our program is rigorous-- and highly selective.

First we narrow the field of candidates, with intelligence testing. Second, intense Primate Poker™ training in "The System". Third, comprehensive Primate Poker™ testing. Then, even more testing.

Eighty percent attrition is part of the plan. Most candiates quit the program. Only about 20% of the PrimatePoker cadets, the truly elite, can actually "make the cut" and graduate.

And then, and only then, do we turn them loose....to play online poker.

Our great apes are part of an exceptional cadre of highly skilled online poker playing primates.

The goal of PrimatePoker is to be the world's most stimulating and thought-provoking poker destination.

Read between the lines.

We welcome your email communications.

Sincerely,
Dr. Norman McAuliffe
Chief Executive Officer
Primate Poker Incorporated
Info@PrimatePoker.com