Terms of use

CEO Dr. Norm McAuliffe

PrimatePoker.com Terms of Use

This World Wide Web site ("Site") and its contents are provided "as is." Primate Poker makes no representations about the suitability of the information contained in the documents and related graphics published on this Site for any purpose. Primate Poker hereby disclaims all warranties and conditions with regard to this information, including all implied warranties and conditions of merchantability, completeness or accuracy, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.

Primate Poker further makes no representations about the suitability of any software or any content or information made accessible by the software or this Site, for any purpose. In no event shall Primate Poker be liable for any special, indirect or consequential damages or any damages whatsoever resulting from loss of use, data or profits, whether in an action of contract, negligence or other tortious action, arising out of or in connection with the use or performance of software, documents, or information available from this Site. By using this Site, you will assume all risks associated with the use of this site including risk to your computer, software or data being damaged by any virus which might be transmitted or activated via this Site or your access to it. Primate Poker further disclaims any liability whatsoever for any information documentation, programs, software, or other material ("information") which is or may become a part of this Web Page. The entire risk as to use of this Site is assumed by the User.

The Site and all of its contents including, but not limited to, all text and images ("Content") are owned and copyrighted by Primate Poker or others with all rights reserved unless otherwise noted. Any Content that is a trademark, logo, or service mark is also a registered and unregistered trademark of Primate Poker or others. Your use of any Content, except as provided in these Terms of Use, without the written permission of the Content owner is strictly prohibited. You are also advised that Primate Poker will aggressively enforce its intellectual property rights to the fullest extent of the law, including the seeking of criminal prosecution.

We reserve the right to suspend or discontinue this service or portions thereof at any time. Changes are periodically added to the information herein. Primate Poker may make improvements and/or changes in the product(s), program(s), and/or document(s) described herein at any time. However, it is possible that the site could contain technical inaccuracies, typographical errors, misleading or otherwise inappropriate information. If such a condition is brought to our attention, a reasonable effort will be made to fix or remove it. Such concerns should be addressed to primatepoker@yahoo.com.

There are many connections, through hyper-links, to other systems and Sites. Primate Poker can only control over what happens on our site. Once you leave Primate Poker 's Site, Primate Poker can't control the information you access. Each individual site has its own set of policies about what information is appropriate for public access. Primate Poker is not responsible for any information or material located at other sites. The presence of a hyper-link from this Site does not imply any kind of endorsement of the content by Primate Poker. Some of the views expressed at the sites that may be linked through this Site, are not necessarily the views of Primate Poker or it's employees. Please contact the individual webmaster or Site owner regarding their content. Although there are no direct links on this Site to known potentially offensive material, subsequent links might possibly lead to materials that some people consider offensive or inappropriate for minors. We make no representation regarding the content or accessibility to content that may or may not be suitable for viewing by minors or other persons.

All materials on this Site, unless otherwise indicated, are copyright Primate Poker. You may cite or refer to the information to this Site in books, online services, or other media, but except as provided below, you may not reproduce or distribute such information in whole or in part without the prior written permission of Primate Poker. To request such permission, contact us by email with your name, organization, address and a description of the purpose of your intended distribution and the information you would like to distribute. Permission to use, copy and distribute documents and related graphics available from this Site is granted, provided that (1) the above copyright notice appears in all copies and that both the copyright notice and this permission notice appear, (2) use of documents and related graphics available from this Site is for informational and non-commercial purposes only, (3) no documents or related graphics available from this Site are modified in any way, and (4) no graphics available from this Site are used, copied or distributed separate from accompanying text. Except as expressly provided above, nothing contained herein shall be construed as conferring by implication, estoppel or otherwise any license or right under any patent, copyright, trademark or other intellectual property right of Primate Poker or any third party.

You may participate in any forums or messaging threads offered through the Site, but you agree not to post any material the content of which (i) is defamatory, libelous, obscene, indecent, abusive, threatening to others, or in violation of any law; or (ii) infringes the copyright, trademark right, or other intellectual property right of any third party. You will be solely responsible for all content that you post on the Site.

You agree to indemnify Primate Poker and its officers and employees from and against all liabilities, judgments, damages, and costs (including attorney's fees) incurred by any of them which arise out of or are related to the content that you post. Forums and messaging are intended only for the personal use of users, and may not be used for commercial purposes or for organized political activity.

www.PrimatePoker.com is a satirical publication published by Primate Poker. www.PrimatePoker.com uses invented names in all published stories, except in cases when public figures and public companies are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Any and all text messages entered into any portion of this web site and any and all email message text sent to any receiving email addresses specified anywhere on this site become the copyrighted property of Primate Poker, upon receipt. Any email you send to us may be republished in whole or in part, in any media at any time, without limitation of any kind, at our sole discretion.

By using this Web Page or copying any software found on or via this Web Page, User agrees to abide by the federal copyright laws and all other applicable laws of the U.S. and/or the state of Connecticut as well as the terms of this Disclaimer. User may be held legally responsible for any copyright infringement that is caused or encouraged by User's failure to abide by the terms set forth herein.

Microsoft, Windows, and other names of Microsoft products referenced herein are trademarks or registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation. All other product and company names mentioned herein are the trademarks of their respective owners. Any rights not expressly granted herein are reserved by Primate Poker.

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